SHE.

My name is She and my boyfriend is E.
We don't have babies or dogs.
I have a degree in international relations that I'd really like to use.
Instead I manage a restaurant. Ain't that some shit?
O, and I'm going to be an auntie!

L-DOG

My name is Leila.
My husband is Izzy.
I have two cute dogs.
Jack & Henny Benny.
2 degrees in engineering.
I make boats & things.
I also have 2 junk houses.
O, and I am pregnant.